Ever fallen in love

[Smokin Joe]

I've fallen in lust a few times.

 

[ComedyPilot]

The toned blond snow board instructress on the piste today. Lovely eyes and thighs. Sorry, that wasn't love, it was wishfull thinking.

 

[mickle]

Needs a poll. And possibly pictures.

 

[Saddle bum]

(with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?)

Why dig up all those painful memories?

 

[beanzontoast]

Nope.

 

[Milo]

Lost god, found vodka, slept with my best friend, whats next!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

The most viewed item on The Guardian website this afternoon was:

"My wife's diary described how she was shagging the lorry driver from down the road."

It seemed much more popular than stories on:

"Third World debt ratios exceed ATR measurements says UN study group."

and

"Deprivation levels in Jarrow to be re analysed by academics."

 

[graham56]

Who do we know that is a wagon driver?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

yes.

oh shoot

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Who do we know that is a wagon driver?

Good grief, yes, if he was shagging a Guardian reader's wife, he must have been musical and sensitive.

"After ten years with my husband, I realised the differences between us - he just could not understand that Summerfields was a feeder school for Eton, rather than Winchester. I then started to notice the lorry driver with his shirt off. The pectoral muscles and six pack denoted to me a keen intellect and interest in music, unlike my husband who had failed to have his latest oratorio performed at the Royal Albert Hall."

 

[Lardyboy]

"After ten years with my husband, I realised the differences between us - he just could not understand that Summerfields was a feeder school for Eton, rather than Winchester. I then started to notice the lorry driver with his shirt off. The pectoral muscles and six pack denoted to me a keen intellect and interest in music, unlike my husband who had failed to have his latest oratorio performed at the Royal Albert Hall."

All a bit Mills and Boon, or so I've been told.

 

[graham56]

Yes! He must be the one

 

[graham56]

Allegedley.

 

[Tarbo]

Lost god, found vodka, slept with my best friend, whats next!

The video of it all ?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

All a bit Mills and Boon, or so I've been told.

Little did I realise that Sulieman from the kebabby was really an Arab Sheikh and heir to an enormous fortune........................