Ever been dumped.....?

[numbnuts]

In hospital after an accident in which I had damaged my spine, gets letter from a nurse “I think it's from your wife she handed it in at the desk” it read - I don't think I can carry on with this marriage if you going to end up a cripple - Ann

 

[Wigsie]

In hospital after an accident in which I had damaged my spine, gets letter from a nurse “I think it's from your wife she handed it in at the desk” it read - I don't think I can carry on with this marriage if you going to end up a cripple - Ann

So more of a "F*CK YOU JOHN" over the traditional "Dear John" then? Cold!

 

[ColinJ]

In hospital after an accident in which I had damaged my spine, gets letter from a nurse “I think it's from your wife she handed it in at the desk” it read - I don't think I can carry on with this marriage if you going to end up a cripple - Ann

Nice!

 

[gb155]

One girl once dumped me because she has decided she was a lesbian. Being very right-on at the time, I had to pretend this was really great, and I was totally supporting her decision...

PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

 

[Becs]

funnily enough I just got a Dear Becs email just before reading this post!


"I think you rather like me and I think of you more as a friend. I don't feel the sparks of love for you" - I think sparks of love are a bit ambitious after 3 dates, I was just aiming for a bit of cheeky fun! Still at least he paid for dinner!

 

[gb155]

funnily enough I just got a Dear Becs email just before reading this post!


"I think you rather like me and I think of you more as a friend. I don't feel the sparks of love for you" - I think sparks of love are a bit ambitious after 3 dates, I was just aiming for a bit of cheeky fun! Still at least he paid for dinner!

Bonus, shame he's chucking it away after just 3 dates eh ?

 

[Becs]

Bonus, shame he's chucking it away after just 3 dates eh ?

Maybe, although he doesn't drink, it would have never worked!

 

[dan_bo]

I got dumped by text once. We were in a club and she wrote the text on her phone then handed the phone to me. She didn't even use any credit to do it.

I'm really sorry but that was dead funny.

 

[Wigsie]

funnily enough I just got a Dear Becs email just before reading this post!


"I think you rather like me and I think of you more as a friend. I don't feel the sparks of love for you" - I think sparks of love are a bit ambitious after 3 dates, I was just aiming for a bit of cheeky fun! Still at least he paid for dinner!

Did you say to him you feel "the sparks of love" after 3 dates?

 

[ComedyPilot]

In hospital after an accident in which I had damaged my spine, gets letter from a nurse “I think it's from your wife she handed it in at the desk” it read - I don't think I can carry on with this marriage if you going to end up a cripple - Ann

I got a dear John from an Ann.

I was very fit and had large muscles and a six pack.

I think it was the few hundred miles of seperation, and the need (for her) to get banged silly on a regular basis that caused her to fall into the arms of (loads of ) other men.

 

[Becs]

Did you say to him you feel "the sparks of love" after 3 dates?

God no! That phrase is all his doing - a lucky escape methinks!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

If the first Mrs A deciding to go and live with my closest "friend" counts, then yep, I've been dumped. No regrets though, The current Mrs A and I have been happily together for thirty years now. She still puts up with various bikes and bits cluttering the hall.

 

[Wigsie]

God no! That phrase is all his doing - a lucky escape methinks!

Ha ha ha that's good, he's the crazy stalker then, yes... lucky escape indeed!

 

[asterix]

In hospital after an accident in which I had damaged my spine, gets letter from a nurse “I think it's from your wife she handed it in at the desk” it read - I don't think I can carry on with this marriage if you going to end up a cripple - Ann

Phew! I'd say you'd a lucky escape, not her..

Hope the spine sorted itself out. I was in for weeks with that kind of problem but Mrs A (not Gerry Attricks, Mrs A!) was a frequent visitor despite the 80 mile round trip.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

She decided - what, it was some kind of political choice, or did she realise that she was?

Oh, as much of the former as far as I could tell. Student radicalism - there was never a dull moment.