Etiquette advice for bad female driving

[girofan]

Well bof, all the women today especially the attractive one's wish to be treated equally. So, what would you have done with a bloke?
Stuck one on him I imagine! What stopped you?
I'm all for equality myself as long as women are prepared to take a punch!!

 

[Arch]

So I suggest the surreal approach. Point above her head and shout "It's a hovercraft!". Then cycle off nonchalantly.

Love it.

Also love Elmer's privet hedge story....