Drago's now traditional Winter 2024-25 murder deathkill slaughter annihilation apocalypse chaos mayhem insanity nastiness weather thread

[Drago]

I think the Met Office naming it Storm Vlad the Impaler did not do much to soften the publics perception of forthcoming carnage.

 

[raleighnut]

Poor Chris Rea, all these fibs.

Aye all because he wouldn't do drago up the bum, something about shitty undercrackers I heard, lets face it Chris does have some standards.

 

[Drago]

That's untrue. They'd been scraped several months before he propositioned me. I simply had a headache.

 

[raleighnut]

That's untrue. They'd been scraped several months before he propositioned me. I simply had a headache.

Maybe he just didn't fancy you.

 

[fossyant]

MrsF wants me to assist in servicing her very expensive and technical computer sewing and embroidery machine tomorrow. I think I'll go out for a play in the snow instead.

Praying for snow.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just been to Tesco
very little washing powder - someone had been round moving stuff around ot make it look fully - but it wasn;t
lots of empty gaps in the cheese section
same for bacon - several things they normally have were out of stock
no crumpets excpet for one pack of own brand that looked rather squashed


I think they have had a delivery problem!

 

[grldtnr]

MrsF wants me to assist in servicing her very expensive and technical computer sewing and embroidery machine tomorrow. I think I'll go out for a play in the snow instead.

Praying for snow.

Easily fixed ! Turn out in your greasiest coveralls, hoicking your biggest bag of heavy spanners and hammers, and say 'Ey up! Wha' supp wit' machine, ...... probably she'll take the hint but you know, you may well ready queered the pitch by being a competent with other jobs

 

[Dogtrousers]

Important weather report from London: It's a bit parky.

 

[grldtnr]

It's not so bad this side of the Thames, but as Snowboy wrote ' Something's coming,

Snowboy is a Jazz musician, renowned for fast percussive ,'Acid' jazz, quite an uptempo artist.

 

[Drago]

Maybe he just didn't fancy you.

I can't blame him. I'm a bit of a munter.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Important weather report from London: It's a bit parky.

Richmond or Hyde kind of parky?

 

[grldtnr]

I can't blame him. I'm a bit of a munter.

Is it your accusation ,that Unca Drags ' create the 'true facts ' thread about Chris Rea, 'cos he didn't give Drags a damn good rodgering,....... I find that hard to believe, given that Unca Drags' is fully immersed in this equal rights and being inclusive to all.

Nah! Not possible, ......

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Just cleared the road earlier

 

[Drago]

The odd flake of snow in the wind.

 

[welsh dragon]

Here in deepest darkest Mid Wales we are bracing ourselves for the coming apocalypse IE the one snowflake that will fall. The local Facebook page is telling everyone to get ready for death and destruction on a biblical scale. I don't know how we are going to survive it.