Are you telling us that all the motor vehicles on the road are engaged on a constant stream of life saving missions?
No. Absolutely not. I'm not sure I even imply that they might be.
Indeed I'm not sure where you get the impression that was even in my thinking.
National transport infrastructure is not just about 'constant streams of life-saving missions', although I quite understand if you think it is.
It is also a means of allowing people to get about and goods to get to shops and cyclists to have a jolly ride.
I'm a keen cyclist. I was riding today in the lanes of Herefordshire with my 12-year-old son, accompanying him to a pal's house.
We didn't ride 2-abreast. We chatted, but in a shouty way amongst the traffic and
always riding in line astern. Lots of vehicles passed us. Most with ease. We presented a narrow profile to faster-moving vehicles. We had no reason to hold them up.
I rode home alone and collected him and his bike later in the car (it was 19 miles away and after dark).
We sat 2-abreast in the car and chatted. Nobody passed us or even came close to it. Nobody wanted to. I dare say that without breaking the law nobody could have passed us if they'd wanted to. We weren't travelling more slowly than the majority of road users wanted to travel. Indeed, we wewre travelling rather faster, but we didn't feel 'held up' by slower vehicles. We were sitting (selfishly) in a car designed for seven. It is much wider than a bicycle. It also carries frame tents, surf boards, several bicycles, furniture, family groups and lots of garden waste.
I often cycle in London on business. There, my bicycle is significantly faster than a car. In truth, that's why I take it there on the train. It is practically a road rocket in London. There are people there who travel 2-abreast in motor vehicles. They are not doing it because they feel like a chat and aren't concerned about other road users. They do it because they are in a vehicle designed to take up most of a carriageway.
And they are driving on carriageways designed largely for vehicles like theirs.
There are times when cyclists riding 2-abreast are needlessly holding up faster vehicles when courtesy might suggest they move in and let them pass. In a car that's not an option.
It's not all about 'It's my right so I'll do it'.
Sometimes it's about all rubbing along together and just doing what is couteous, thoughtful and decent.