Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Tis there now https://cyclingtips.com/2020/02/the-secret-pro-never-buy-a-ferrari/
In the meantime, here are some quotes I expect to see, and how to read between the lines:
“I’ve never worked with Ferrari (the car company).”
“I’ve never shaken hands with him (we prefer fist bumps).”
“I didn’t meet Ferrari in Monaco (we call it Casino city).”
“I never drove to Catalunya in March (I flew there).”
“I never talked with Michele (we both have been trying to learn sign language and it’s going great).”
“I’ve never motorpaced a rider (I use an ebike).”