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upsidedown

Waiting for the great leap forward
Location
The middle bit
I have a plan

Take off the road all cars with any of the following



A German or French badge on the front
A Bull Bar on the front
Cars that drive around with either front or rear Fog lights on , when there is no fog to be seen
Cars with "Thump Thump" music
Cars with the driver slumped against the door (sit up straight you clowns)


Get them lot off the road and lets have more pack mules / donkeys / Lamas

And white cars. White paint was fashionable around 1984 on Nissan Bluebirds.
 
And white cars. White paint was fashionable around 1984 on Nissan Bluebirds.

Nah, white cars look amazing. Genuinely.

For the first month, then if you don't wash them weekly or after it rains they get dirty and look awful!
 

sabian92

Über Member
You say old people are dangerous but my dad pays £400 a yearfor Insurance and he is 78 years old, my nephew is 18 and pays around £3000.



Insurance companies don’t take risks with their money and gooff black and white facts and figures , so based on your logic of takingdangerous drivers off the road no young drivers (lets say under 30) to be givena licence.


It's based on stats - exactly. Old people pay less but that doesn't mean they're actually better at driving (And the ones I see shouldn't even be out without a carer, never mind in a car). Likewise, doesn't mean all 18 year old lads are dicks either. I'm certainly not, yet due to the pathetic few who do drive like idiots, I have to pay insane amounts that I shouldn't have to afford.

I've had a driving licence since I was 17 (19 now), not driven much since I passed and i bet you I'm better than 80-90% of those over 65. They just aren't that aware for the most part.

Least I can tell you where I live without having to think about it...
 
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