Does everyone have an alibi for lunchtime 3 April?
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nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
False beard and a corset. Sneaky fecker that Rich
Now I fit the description...
Mugshot
Cracking a solo.
I can't remember seeing that thread before, but I had a little guess who you could have been referring to before I clicked the link, I'm delighted, though not surprised, that I was spot on.
jefmcg
Guru
Looks like the guilty party is starting to dispose of the evidence..
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
We had a "discussion" with a Supermarket chain
We had finished shopping and were loading the car when car passed us at speed, mounted the kerb and drove into the bushes bordering the exit, where it came to a stop.
We went across to check if the driver was alright and he stank of booze, so we took away the keys and went into the store, asking the Security Guard to assist.
Apparently it was outside their jurisdiction to detain a customer just because they were driving drunk across their car park!
Fortunately the Police were less reticent
We had finished shopping and were loading the car when car passed us at speed, mounted the kerb and drove into the bushes bordering the exit, where it came to a stop.
We went across to check if the driver was alright and he stank of booze, so we took away the keys and went into the store, asking the Security Guard to assist.
Apparently it was outside their jurisdiction to detain a customer just because they were driving drunk across their car park!
Fortunately the Police were less reticent
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I bet it would suddenly have been their jurisdiction if the car had gone through the store window.
KnackeredBike
I do my own stunts
I have done this before with a driver who had already driven dangerously and was being very aggressive. Threw the keys into the hedge a few hundred metres down the road. I'd far rather do that then spend the rest of the journey with some knobjockey trying to hit my bike.
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
OK, I admit it: it was me. They deported me to Australia in a record short time, and here I remain for the term of my natural life. I guess they decided the old solutions are the best ones.
Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
Chapeau. I've often been tempted, though as an old bugger I'd have thrown the keys in yards rather then them newfangled meters.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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- Inside my skull
I'd have blipped their doors shut and opened the boot remotely as well if poss.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Be wary of those Mossad keys with Semtex in them.
jonny jeez
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chislehurst, Kent, UK
Wow. How quiet is Hove. A full page article on a total non event.
This happened to me when a coach driver took offence at me telling him to move his parked coach (he was reading a newspaper) from across the entrance to my office car park. He tried to take the keys and just snapped them off in the ignition.
I got into more trouble with the police than he did. They were totally disinterested with his "attempted theft, actual criminal damage and attempted assault" and wanted to follow up his claim of assault (I pushed him away, swept his leg and sat on him) took a full morning out of my diary to sort it out.
No mention in the local rag!
This happened to me when a coach driver took offence at me telling him to move his parked coach (he was reading a newspaper) from across the entrance to my office car park. He tried to take the keys and just snapped them off in the ignition.
I got into more trouble with the police than he did. They were totally disinterested with his "attempted theft, actual criminal damage and attempted assault" and wanted to follow up his claim of assault (I pushed him away, swept his leg and sat on him) took a full morning out of my diary to sort it out.
No mention in the local rag!
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I love local papers. Not. Typical page 2 story...
"Mrs Smith, age 67, tripped and fell while shopping in the high street on Tuesday. She was slightly injured, but was able complete her shopping."
They're such poor journos that when something really does happen, such as a terrorist incident, a sleb punches a local, Eric Pickles found dead in the greengrocers, they get so excited they come over all Daily Mail with CAPITAL letters here and there for THOSE who CANT read.
"Mrs Smith, age 67, tripped and fell while shopping in the high street on Tuesday. She was slightly injured, but was able complete her shopping."
They're such poor journos that when something really does happen, such as a terrorist incident, a sleb punches a local, Eric Pickles found dead in the greengrocers, they get so excited they come over all Daily Mail with CAPITAL letters here and there for THOSE who CANT read.
