Does everyone have an alibi for lunchtime 3 April?

[confusedcyclist]

Theft being more serious than motorised murder, in the eyes of the law. Sorry if sarcasm wasn't obvious!

 

[flake99please]

No mention of what the car driver did to suffer the wrath of the cyclist?

They've paid their road tax, so they can do whatever they like.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

They've paid their road tax, so they can do whatever they like.

So using the fact that car tax was abolished in 1937 & you are claiming this driver paid it, being generous & assuming he only paid it in his first year of driving that would mean he was born in 1919 making him 97/98 depending when his birthday is, so in actual fact he was a young Mercedes driver, that explains a lot.

 

[Markymark]

Taking the keys out of the ignition would be theft. However, if the circumstances were the driver was threatening violence with the vehicle then I'd do it.

 

[Milkfloat]

How do you know?

He did not have any keys.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Ah right. Former Mercedes driver?

Nico Rosberg?

 

[Racing roadkill]

The cyclist should have just popped the keys into a nearby prickly, stinging nettle covered bush, or into a dog sh1te bin.

 

[classic33]

I have, two of whom are police officers. They can prove I was elsewhere, with no time to travel that distance.

 

[nickyboy]

Another benefit of these modern cars with their parking brakes and push button keyless ignitions

I reckon it was @rich p

 

[Salty seadog]

Cyclist_wanted_after_stealing_keys_from_car_ignition_in_Hove

No and I own a beard and black bikes.

 

[Salty seadog]

Well, it is looking bad for you then but are you sure? Might you have been on the high seas?

Nope, I even checked my map my ride data. No ride.

I'm well and truly scuppered.

 

[Salty seadog]

Best turn yourself in then.

Haha, I am turned in. I'm in my bunk in my cabin waiting to start the first of a week of night shifts.

 

[Salty seadog]

When you get to the other side, you could jump ship and skip the country.

Only if Brexit means non cooperation with Europol.

However it apparently means Brexit

 

[jefmcg]

Well it won't be @vickster. She doesn't have a black bike

...anymore.

 

[classic33]

...anymore.

It might be the reason it was sold.