The Essex Spurs
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Might sound stupid but they must feel the urge to number 1 or 2 when out racing or climbing and have never seen anyone use a portaloo climbing the Alps!!!
Do professional riders wear nappies???
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FishFright
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It's called a comfort break on the commentary. Also, iirc, they have low fibre diet to cut down on bib short related problems
winjim
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The Essex Spurs
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Well Im getting closer to the truth without Mulder or Scully!
Globalti
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There are stories of pros wetting themselves or peeing down the shorts leg. Sometimes the race leader will neutralise the race so that everybody can find a tree. For myself, on a long hard ride I dehydrate no matter how much I drink and don't need to stop.
As for number twos, most pros are young and they have a good diet with plenty of bulky fibrous fruit and veg so I'd imagine they have vigorous peristaltic bowel action and are able to nip off a big one soon after getting up every day with no further need.
As for number twos, most pros are young and they have a good diet with plenty of bulky fibrous fruit and veg so I'd imagine they have vigorous peristaltic bowel action and are able to nip off a big one soon after getting up every day with no further need.
Drago
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Not really very civilised. It brings to mind one of those Japanese game shows where the contestants have to do unspeakable things to win.
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The Essex Spurs
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A bit like when I walked up Mount Snowdon and was dying to go before I started the ascent.I WOULD wish that on my worst enemy!!!
raleighnut
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The Essex Spurs
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Thought you was talking about Chelsea for a minute
winjim
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Clearly this the reason that La Course is only a couple of hours long.
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One of my colleagues lives along the course of the Amstel Gold and got a bit cross one year when the riders stopped to have a waz in his front garden.
Globalti
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Globalti
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There are sometimes posts on UK Climbing by people disgusted to find a poo on a mountain path. Adrenaline has a loosening effect; I remember reading a newspaper report on a coup, which happened very suddenly in some African city. A firefight broke out and terrified civilians, caught out in the open, had no choice but to drop their pants and go on the spot.
T.M.H.N.E.T
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I can't tell if this thread is serious or not
Chris S
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I thought professional riders had a pee before they went out cyling to reduce their total weight?
