Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
What rhymes with Postman?
Cycling limericks
- Thread starter Ming the Merciless
- Start date
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roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
Hes called drago, a cycling ex cop
his cycling career did flop
the mods, they did pounce
and drago did flounce
before they could give him the chop
his cycling career did flop
the mods, they did pounce
and drago did flounce
before they could give him the chop
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
There was an old duffer called 'rash,
And about on his bike he did dash,
Until one night he did meet,
A lady with suspiciously big feet,
Who robbed him of all of his cash.
And about on his bike he did dash,
Until one night he did meet,
A lady with suspiciously big feet,
Who robbed him of all of his cash.
Mart44
Über Member
- Location
- South of England
The wheel on the bike got bent
As down a pothole it went
The rider was mad
And the language was bad
When he saw the shape of the dent.
As down a pothole it went
The rider was mad
And the language was bad
When he saw the shape of the dent.
classic33
Leg End Member
Van
Supersuperleeds
Legendary Member
- Location
- Leicester
I will never forget that day. I still can't believe you didn't total yourself or the bike.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
There was a young Postman name Pat,
Who lived in a van with a cat,
He would ride his bike,
Which was but a trike,
And a rusty of bit of wheeled tat.
Who lived in a van with a cat,
He would ride his bike,
Which was but a trike,
And a rusty of bit of wheeled tat.
Mart44
Über Member
- Location
- South of England
There once was a male off-road biker
Who met up with an female hiker
The two talked a while
And left with a smile
As she admired the cut of his Lycra.
Who met up with an female hiker
The two talked a while
And left with a smile
As she admired the cut of his Lycra.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
There was a young chick called Welsh Dragon,
Who liked to drink ale from a flagon,
She fell off her bike,
Did land badly, like,
And disguised the big bruise with a bag-on.
Who liked to drink ale from a flagon,
She fell off her bike,
Did land badly, like,
And disguised the big bruise with a bag-on.
OP
OP
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
There was an old flouncing knobber
Who once caught an ailing robber
He tackled him to the ground
And said hand over the pound
Or I'll see you become animal fodder.
Who once caught an ailing robber
He tackled him to the ground
And said hand over the pound
Or I'll see you become animal fodder.
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Posted this one in the Mundane News thread a while back - a challenge to write a poem combining motor racing, cycling and pretzels...
There was once a young man from Ghent
Who cycled round Snett on a 'bent
He spun it at Coram
Without much decorum
And pretzeled the frame as he went
There was once a young man from Ghent
Who cycled round Snett on a 'bent
He spun it at Coram
Without much decorum
And pretzeled the frame as he went
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Yaay!,i've spent the last 15 mins,or was it seconds?
thinking one up with 'Accy' in the rhyme and now I've found one done for me!
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Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
An Audi Driver named Max moaned that cyclists don't pay road tax. One day his tyre went flat and a cyclist just happened to ride by and say up yours you Audi driving tw@t!!
