Cryptic Question

[Maz]

I saw a guy cycling in swimming goggles the other day (no, really!) and wondered if it was something like that...

Could be. Or maybe he was expecting rain. A lot of rain.

 

[cheadle hulme]

as I'm hopelessly naive I had to google felching. Wish I hadn't now.

 

[Maz]

Man goes for a hair cut, when the barber is finished he asks the man if he wants him to put anything on it. What does the man respond with?

He says: "Yes, I'll have a hamster please." (...which answer's Mr.Pig's cryptic question rather nicely, thank you .

 

[Mr Pig]

He says: "Yes, I'll have a hamster please." (...which answer's Mr.Pig's cryptic question rather nicely, thank you ).

Funnier than your last effort ;0)

Just.

 

[dantheman]

Man goes for a hair cut, when the barber is finished he asks the man if he wants him to put anything on it. What does the man respond with?

"what do you fecking think, i came here for a haircut, not to have my ear chopped off"