Cryptic Question

[mondobongo]

I Know.

 

[Speicher]

He was playing Monopoly and landed on a square with a hotel on it.

I did not know the answer, worked it out laterally.

 

[Maz]

Bloke drives to work wearing a scuba-diving mask. Why?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Bloke drives to work wearing a scuba-diving mask. Why?

He lives in Northumberland.

 

[andy_wrx]

His mates in the Sub-Aqua Club got handy with the superglue ?

 

[gavintc]

He works underwater

 

[srw]

It's the Sheraton on Park Lane, which is very expensive. His car is a borrowed, uninsured TVR and he's just totalled a McLaren Merc.

 

[Maz]

Oops, sorry I forgot I asked this one.
The answer is, he normally wears specs when driving. He couldn't find them anywhere, but he did have his scuba-diving mask which had a prescription lens, so he wore that instead.

 

[Mr Pig]

Maz, that's rubbish.

 

[Maz]

Maz, that's rubbish.

Er, I think you're just jealous you never got it.

 

[Mr Pig]

Er, I think you're just jealous you never got it.

And it was so obvious too! ;0)

Man drives to work with a hamster on his head. Why?

 

[domtyler]

Man goes for a hair cut, when the barber is finished he asks the man if he wants him to put anything on it. What does the man respond with?

 

[domtyler]

And it was so obvious too! ;0)

Man drives to work with a hamster on his head. Why?

His wife is into felching and the hamster crawled out on to the husbands head when he went down on her before work?

 

[Arch]

Oops, sorry I forgot I asked this one.
The answer is, he normally wears specs when driving. He couldn't find them anywhere, but he did have his scuba-diving mask which had a prescription lens, so he wore that instead.

I saw a guy cycling in swimming goggles the other day (no, really!) and wondered if it was something like that...

 

[Fnaar]

Man goes for a hair cut, when the barber is finished he asks the man if he wants him to put anything on it. What does the man respond with?

Something for the weekend?