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Bonefish Blues

Banging donk
Location
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No surprise to see England out cheaply but being bundled out in 65 overs is pi$$ poor!
Heads should roll, starting with the coach and everyone with a flawed technique.
Having a domestic scene where the short forms of the game are more prevalent does not help.
The powers that be will have to decide if the money generated by the slog-and-run game is better for English cricket or to patch up county cricket for the benefit of the Test team.
Australia seem to manage it but not England. 🤔
Remember we do need to field a team :whistle:
 
Remember we do need to field a team :whistle:
Correct! :okay:

But with the number of, cough, ’first-class’ cricketers in county cricket, England should have a wealth of players ready to step up to the crease (can’t use a baseball term here) and compete at least equally to all Test-playing countries.
State cricket in Australia is of a higher standard than county cricket. Even grade cricket teams, at least in Sydney and Melbourne, are stronger than most county sides.
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
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The good news is that our opening batter lasted 10 balls.
The bad news is he scored 0 runs.
The pressure on the top order is huge. The series was lost after the first ball of the first test.
 
The series was lost after the first ball of the first test.
At least psychologically.
I’m sure Root/Silverwood chose to bat on a greentop at Brisbane to make a statement* (that couldn’t be backed up with action) although what they were saying was basically we don’t know what we’re doing.
* reference to Nasser Hussain when he won the toss on a belter of a wicket and put the Aussues in, and they scored 492, eventually winning by 384 runs.
And then Steve Harmison, bowling the first ball of the 2006/07 Ashes series, which went straight to Flintoff at 2nd slip.
England are NOT mentally tough enough.
 
At least psychologically.
I’m sure Root/Silverwood chose to bat on a greentop at Brisbane to make a statement* (that couldn’t be backed up with action) although what they were saying was basically we don’t know what we’re doing.
* reference to Nasser Hussain when he won the toss on a belter of a wicket and put the Aussues in, and they scored 492, eventually winning by 384 runs.
And then Steve Harmison, bowling the first ball of the 2006/07 Ashes series, which went straight to Flintoff at 2nd slip.
England are NOT mentally tough enough.
I think you are dead right about not being tough enough.
The Aussies have got mostly a settled side and all we do is chop and change.Take Burns out and put another failure in Crawley.
We have got no new talent coming through from county cricket and a lot of this is to do with the ECB making county cricket second to the razzle-dazzle of T20 and the Hundred.
 
I can see another “We will learn from this” speech coming.:whistle:
Reminds me of a prisoner-of-war story from John Worsley’s obituary (he designed the Albert RN dummy).
The German commandant was addressing the POWs warning them that the prisoners’ escape plans had been discovered.
‘You think us Germans know f*ck nothing, but, in fact,’ he said, gaining in confidence, ‘we know f*ck all.’
(cue hundreds of POWs pissing themselves laughing on the ground).
Unfortunately not much laughing coming from Stalag MCG, apart from the Aussies, of course.
 
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