Crazy cat

[biggs682]

Quite frankly, your cat has great sense to get as far away from his deposit as possible. Cat poo is anti-matter

Very true

 

[Reynard]

Quite frankly, your cat has great sense to get as far away from his deposit as possible. Cat poo is anti-matter

Actually, no...

It are cat *FARTS* that are the worst.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Actually, no...

It are cat *FARTS* that are the worst.

They can take the varnish off a door

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I used to know someone with a small dog that would go nuts round the room at 10,000mph after a poo.
After he popped his clogs they were told he had a big loop in his anal passage so must have been in a lot of discomfort until he pooped. The release of pressure probably accounted for the celebration.

 

[Reynard]

They can take the varnish off a door

It's military grade riot control.

 

[simonali]

I like my dog. He doesn't go to the toilet indoors and doesn't bring me birds that he's popped outside to kill just for the hell of it. He does like to chase cats, though. Another plus point.

 

[Reynard]

I like my dog. He doesn't go to the toilet indoors and doesn't bring me birds that he's popped outside to kill just for the hell of it. He does like to chase cats, though. Another plus point.

The upside of being owned by a cat - scooping litter tray deposits in private. Not for me the embarrassment of scoopin doggy doo in public and walking around with it until finding a bin...

I used to have a cat who loved to chase and terrorize the neighbourhood dogs. He even beat up the mayor's dog at a pet service.

 

[Chris S]

Our cat had crazy spells - he'd jump over the furniture (etc) for no apparent reason. Then one day we noticed him drinking cold coffee from a mug. It also explained our occasional outbreaks of diarrhoea.