lol!!!! You where the first to mention anything about accident!
Either way an RTC report will be sent to a specific traffic unit for an area and traffic cops investigate it. Anything reported properly is not just brushed under the carpet.
What ever experiences you have had does not mean that everything similar is not looked at.
I've even reported an incident when there was no collision using the RTC form and it's being taken very seriously.
Gaz, the only experience I've had from accidents is investigating them. I'm a police officer.
You appear to be arguing semantics. I have not said at any point that it would not be investigated, I even advised the OP to speak to police about the incident.
An RTC report will not be completed, an incident log will be but not an RTC report. An RTC report is used to document injury or damage RTC's and the statistics are used by the government. I could not complete an RTC report for the OP's incident but would be more than happy to investigate the incident.
I hope this clears up any confusion.