Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Chris S]

You can't polish a chainstore bike.

 

[rikki]

A watched toaster never boils.

 

[Oldhippy]

If it can, it will.

 

[Teamfixed]

"Doing the Impossible with the unrideable".
It's not mine or new but thought it should be brought back to life for all you fixed wheel people.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

You can't knit cheese.

 

[stephec]

If a cow sits down, watch out for rain.

If a cow squats down, watch where you're walking.

 

[Chris S]

As tasteful as Eurovision

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

You can't knit cheese.

 

[Drago]

As tasty as a bowl of golf balls.

 

[colly]

My granny had a way with words and sayings, much to the dismay of my mum.
She once walked into the room, paused, sniffed the air and said:

'Smells like someone's minge is on fire'

Mum could have murdered her.

 

[Gwylan]

The truth is a game of two halves

 

[Drago]

The bigger they are, the harder they thump you.

 

[Bollo]

As a kid if I asked my mum (a proud daughter of Manchester) what was for afters, she’d either reply

”Wait and see and custard”

or if in a less accommodating mood

”s*** with sugar on”.

 

[Drago]

Red sky at night is worth two in the Bush,

 

[Bonefish Blues]

A pair of stout trousers usually smells of old man's piss.