Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Drago]

The apple never falls far from the Daily Mail.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Darkness travels faster than light

 

[Chris S]

Don't use hair removal cream as lube.

 

[roley poley]

If you're rich you're an eccentric.... if you're poor you're a loony

 

[Gwylan]

If you're rich you're an eccentric.... if you're poor you're a loony

My mother in law

 

[Bonefish Blues]

A well hung man is a credit to the Executioner

 

[Yellow Fang]

Veni, figi, futui.
Latin for I came, I fixed it, I f**ked off.
At least according to an online translator.
I was a support engineer until recently.

 

[Yellow Fang]

My grandfather used to say, "I don't go out to stop in," meaning he did not want to visit his in-laws.

 

[Saluki]

As I said to my boss just the other day:
Men! Can’t live with ‘em, not allowed to shoot ‘em.

She agreed

 

[HarryTheDog]

Its usually a long time between birth and death, you gotta fill it with it in with any old shite sometimes. ( meaning don't over analysise what you do with your time ie strange pointless hobbies as it helps fill the time.)

 

[dicko]

A friend in need is a bloody nuisance
One door shuts and ten more slam in your face
If you buy cheap you buy twice