Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
I normally avoid reading the bottom half of the internet, but sometimes it has its rewards. This comment under the referenced article made me smile:
"This is great... CB says "Stop talking about helmets, you idiots". Cue massive idiotic discussion of helmets."
"This is great... CB says "Stop talking about helmets, you idiots". Cue massive idiotic discussion of helmets."