Cheese Heist

[Paulus]

If sound is measured in decibels, is cheese measured in babybels?

Groan.😅

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Actually no. It's a wurst käse scenario.

TMN to me!

 

[roubaixtuesday]

TMN to me!

He's claiming it as a feta compli now

 

[TheDoctor]

That's terrible. I don't think we're supposed to ban people for puns, but that's awful...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Apparently the cheddar has now been dumped in a gorge in Somerset.

 

[stephec]

We're not being very mature about this are we?

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The whole affair has a nasty smell about it

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The victims have got the Shropshire Blues.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

It doesn't Agur well, I think the police chase will go down to the wire

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It’s now being called The Grate Cheese Robbery.

 

[classic33]

Seemed a brie-lliant idea at the time.

 

[stephec]

The villains must be crackers if they think that they can get away with it.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Suspect under lock and käse!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...-of-22-tonnes-of-cheese-from-neals-yard-dairy

 

[Drago]

Well, I edammed!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A man has now been arrested, and Police called him a nob. They plan to interrograte him on toast.