Cheese Heist

[grldtnr]

I'm not saying nothing......but he is quite partial to Stinking Bishop, and likely is the real culprit, but they won't find him or any evidential trail , it's no secret he uses time travel.....

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Whoever thinks they've gouda whey with that has got to be a little emmental.

C'mon, sharpen up - edited for you ☺️

 

[alicat]

C'mon, sharpen up - edited for you ☺️

Indeed you did! Ti edam ym yad!

 

[PeteXXX]

How many people are getting a slice or a pizza the action, I wonder..

 

[Beebo]

All joking aside.
How has this happened.
Surely the cheese has been delivered to a bonafide address where there must be facilities for storing a vast amount of cheese. You couldn’t just deliver it to Del Boys lock up.
How hard can it be to find this much speciality cheese and who is buying it?

 

[newts]

A Welsh rarebit is being grilled by police until golden brown.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

All joking aside.
How has this happened.
Surely the cheese has been delivered to a bonafide address where there must be facilities for storing a vast amount of cheese. You couldn’t just deliver it to Del Boys lock up.
How hard can it be to find this much speciality cheese and who is buying it?

Cheese will have been collected in vans I expect, the thieves having convinced Neals Yard they were a bona fide wholesaler, the deception discovered only when the cheque bounced, as it were. So yes, they will be in a warehouse somewhere but gawd knows where.

As to how one launders cheese that's a whole new tangent for the punners to mine!

 

[Reynard]

Probably will end up being flogged on boot sales and street markets where it's harder to trace.

I like cheese, but 22 tonnes?

Can't think of any cheesy puns

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Police are feta up with the jokes being texted in to the Halloumi line.

 

[geocycle]

Made me truckle!

 

[newts]

It might get melted down to destroy the evidence & sold as fondue.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Probably will end up being flogged on boot sales and street markets where it's harder to trace.

I like cheese, but 22 tonnes?

Can't think of any cheesy puns

You're crumbling under the pressure of it!

 

[Jenkins]

Police are stopping all the refrigerated lorries in the area as a truck'll be needed to shift that lot.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The victims are really upset and have Cheddar tear

 

[Hover Fly]

It was probably stolen byaslag.