Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Don't mess about,make em mend their own bikes without assistance or get time penalties
Well given that there's a bit of a trend to rough-stuff, witness the gravel stage of the TdF this year, this is a natural extension of that very popular trend.
Instead of just gravel, there should be sectors where road is be strewn with tacks and glass and the riders will need to carry patches and glue. Teams will need to make a cost/benefit calculation of using Marathon Pluses. The sport will be enhanced. Racing Roadkill will make a forum comeback advocating for solid tyres.
Of course there will be some die-hard traditionalists and blazer-wearing UCI fossils moaning that it distracts from cycling as an athletic endeavour but these people can't see the future.