OK, I'm late to the party as usual, but have no fear! I shall skool our Potsy in the ways of the camping professional and make sure he wants for nothing while he is away from home.
He can borrow my tent (very quick and easy to erect), he can borrow my axe (fire and firewood are essential), he can borrow my toilet spade, he can borrow my bottle opener, he can borrow my camping bbq, he can even borrow my inflatable double mattress. I'm not sure i can let him use my whistling kettle?
I just need to interrogate him to find out when/where this camp trip is so I can wrangle an invite for myself.....