...the idea of wrapping things around my seatpost fills me with horror! Whatever next? A *shudder* tailpack?
The Hiplok is also a novel solution, but too substantial for my needs; I also think it would clash with my Molteni replica jersey...
Just undo all the QR's. At the end of the day an opportunist thief or a willing hustler will have it away in no time. My work cutters could cut through most sub £20 locks, so there's no way I could relax leaving an expensive road bike in such a way.