Bullied off my bike

[rowan 46]

Fear not. It's just a bull shaped object.

the best of a bad lot

lol

 

[Hip Priest]

I'm serious. The udders are on back to front.

 

[rowan 46]

I'm serious. The udders are on back to front.

They were selling them at our local china shop the other day. come to think of it they were set up incorrectly as well and looked very dangerous.

 

[soulful dog]

What a coincidence, I came across a whole road full of cows today. About 15-20 of them had escaped from a field and were plodding along looking for.... well some grass I suppose! The two small farms nearby weren't interested "don't belong to us" so I eventually reported it to the nearest police station. Thankfully there were no bulls amongst them!

 

[ufkacbln]

Should have simply told him to Burger off.

 

[ufkacbln]

I ran into one the other day at full tilt, and it simply stood there, a small tilt and nothing else. When I remarked upon this the reply was

We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down

 

[Oxo]

You should have simply' bulldozed' it out of the road.

 

[Sittingduck]

Show some respect. The OP's life cud have been at steak.

 

[Red Light]

Had he herd you?

 

[coffeejo]

Show some respect. The OP's life cud have been at steak.

You kidding, he's milking it for all it's worth.

 

[Norm]

the best of a bad lot

lol

I agree! There's only a couple which are respectabull, I reckon most are abominabull.

 

[Red Light]

Sure it wasn't an atheist that didn't believe in bovine intervention?

 

[ufkacbln]

Is simply sneaking around an act of COWardice?

 

[Hip Priest]

This is all very amoosing.

 

[rowan 46]

the farmer should never let it on the road how Dairy