Bullied off my bike

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[Strick]

You should have shouted for him to "MOOOOOOOOOOVE"!




I'll get my coat...................................

 

[SquareDaff]

I think you're talking bullocks!!

 

[Aperitif]

A lot of bulls hit in your part of the world, reiver?

 

[wiggydiggy]

Dont blame you! I used to be terrified of cows (and bulls) when younger and still dont go near them if I can help it....

 

[NormanD]

Maybe it didn't have any beef with you that day







I'll get my coat too

 

[SportMonkey]

It must have been udderly terrifying.

 

[Banjo]

Sounds like BS to me.....

Young bull chatting to an old Bull in a field

Young Bull. "I am going to crash through the fence gallop down the field and have my wicked way with one of those cows".

Old Bull. " I am going to walk down ,stop for a drink at the trough, go through the gate thats been left open and have all of them

Ok I will get my coat.

 

[Hip Priest]

Welcome to my life! I commute across the town moor in Newcastle, and it's full of cows and cowpats. Sometimes they take suicidal forays across the path in front of oncoming cyclists.

 

[Kestevan]

Coward

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Bulloody hell.

 

[TVC]

Was he watching the cows, or was it a steak out.


Here's my cloakroom ticket as well.

 

[slowmotion]

He looks horny.

 

[Hip Priest]

Fear not. It's just a bull shaped object.

 

[Chilternrides]

You did well to steer clear of him.