Bollocks.

[Pat "5mph"]

Do we read that to be the bike or the wife...

It must be the bike, bikes don't understand major surgery recovery

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Best wishes mate, get well soon

 

[fossyant]

To be fair I'm only suffering most of the listed symptoms not all of them.

The mrs is starting to wonder if she'll ever again be the recipient of a good seeing to. :sigh:

The stuff with the missus will be the post op stuff and drugs mate. Even my shoulder op stopped that with the drugs they give you and the pain. The nerve drugs were the worse, you aren't you. Hence I ditched them ASAP.

Chin up.

 

[GetAGrip]

The stuff with the missus will be the post op stuff and drugs mate. Even my shoulder op stopped that with the drugs they give you and the pain. The nerve drugs were the worse, you aren't you. Hence I ditched them ASAP.

Chin up.

As fossyant says, you aren't you at the mo, for a variety of reasons. I'm sure all anyone who is close to you wants, is for you to be well again as quickly as possible!
The only thing you need to 'keep up' at this moment in time is your chin! The rest will follow when your ready, one way or another, you wait and see It's early days mickle, early days.

 

[Hilldodger]

Sorry to hear that fella, been under the knife myself recently and couldn't talk for a week!

 

[dan_bo]

Effects of low testosterone in men may include: (not all are present in any single individual)[2][3]

• Poor libido (low sexual desire)
• Fatigue
• Muscle loss/atrophy
• Slower and weaker erection
• Erectile dysfunction
• Reduced quality of life[4]
• Increased abdominal fat
• Glucose intolerance (early diabetes)
• High cholesterol/lipids
• Poor sleep
• Difficulty concentrating
• Memory loss
• Depression
• Anxiety
• Psychological and relationship problems
• Gynecomastia
• Hot flashes
• Decrease in growth of, or loss of, beard and body hair
• Loss of bone mass (osteoporosis)[5]
• Irritability
• Infertility
• Shrinking of the testicles
• Decrease in firmness of testicles
• Small phallus
• Frequent urination (polyuria) without infection; waking at night to urinate (nocturia)
• Achy muscles
• Diarrhea
• Night sweats
• Dry skin and/or cracking nails
• Youthful appearance
• Disproportionately long extremities
• Lack of temporal recession of hairline
• The skin is fine-grained, wrinkled, and free of acne

Most of that sounds like me, with a pair! *conducts a furtive check*

 

[mickle]

Having my last remnant of bollock removed a week Wednesday. I cant wait to be able to ride my bike again after nine frustrating months.

 

[Scoosh]

Can't even ride a 'bent ?

That's really serious, then

All the best for Wednesday week.

 

[avsd]

Best wishes and I hope next Wednesday goes well.

 

[Shaun]

Yup, good luck - and may the wind be behind you for the next nine months as recompense!

 

[TheDoctor]

Jeez, Mickle, that sounds rough.
Here's hoping it's sorted soon. Happy tailwinds, and may your hills always be in the correct downwards orientation.

 

[simon.r]

Best wishes.

Will you be appearing on Jeremy Kyle's show to compare notes?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Best wishes Mickle and I hope next Wednesday goes well

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I shouldn't be reading this best wishes for your op and for a speedy recovery after it

 

[Baggy]

Indeed, hope all goes well Mickle.