Bollocks.

[mickle]

Christ, isn't daytime TV shite?

 

[ianrauk]

Christ, isn't daytime TV shite?

Homes Under The Hammer
How To Haggle for A House
Cash In The Attic
Judge Judy
60 Minute Makeover
Ace Of Cakes
Storage Wars
Cash Cowboys
Auction Hunters
Pawn Stars
Dog Squad
UK Border Patrol

What's not to like?

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Homes Under The Hammer
How To Haggle for A House
Cash In The Attic
Judge Judy
60 Minute Makeover
Ace Of Cakes
Storage Wars
Cash Cowboys
Auction Hunters
Pawn Stars
Dog Squad
UK Border Patrol

What's not to like?

You forgot American Pickers

 

[Fab Foodie]

Christ, isn't daytime TV shite?

MOOOOVE AWY FROM THE REMOTE

 

[ianrauk]

You forgot American Pickers

So much great choice Phil... far too much in fact.

 

[Herzog]

I'm glad nobody has suggested something along the lines of a Bushtucker trial...

Make IT into a piece of art. Formaldehyde it ala Damien Hirst.
Would make a great talking point at a Mickle dinner party.

Or put it in a little pouch and hang it round your neck like a lucky charm.

 

[cyberknight]

Christ, isn't daytime TV shite?

There is an off switch , go read a book .... a real one with paper not these kindle impersonators, i just like the feel of a "real " book .

 

[Inertia]

There is an off switch , go read a book .... a real one with paper not these kindle impersonators, i just like the feel of a "real " book .

to quote Shodan: Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital.

and good news Mickle, It must be a huge relief

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Glad it all worked out OK mickle.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Glad it all worked out OK mickle.

Yeah, if the op had gone wrong, somebody would have got the sack for sure ....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

How about a song to cheer you up...

 

[Kiwiavenger]

Homes Under The Hammer
How To Haggle for A House
Cash In The Attic
Judge Judy
60 Minute Makeover
Ace Of Cakes
Storage Wars
Cash Cowboys
Auction Hunters
Pawn Stars
Dog Squad
UK Border Patrol

What's not to like?

Or on Dave, top gear all day

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[Fubar]

Best possible outcome! They were able chop a bit off it and stuff it back in. A bit sore. And with a scrotum the size and texture of a large blood orange, but I'm ok! Yay!
Now if the bloke opposite me would stop snoring like a gnu I'd be laughing.
Woop!

Did they use the Mickle Method?? Wipe, Lube, wipe, lube, wipe, wipe, wipe....

Glad it all went well for you. Regards, Mark

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Christ, isn't daytime TV shite?

Late night TV isn't much better, most channels switch to shopping.

 

[mickle]

Now then...
After a week of Cocodomol induced hallucenogenic torpour I still have a bollock the size of a tennis ball which is displaying no inclination to go down any time soon. Looking at a second week off work at this rate. It's all I can do to find a comfortable position and hold it for as long as I can. My whole down belows area is still very swollen, especially all my testicle pipework. If I'd just had the mother****er removed I'd have been back on my feet in three days - not that that's what I really want but this feels never ending.

I thank the little baby jeebus in heaven for Mrs Mickle's unwavering sympathy, compassion and cups of tea.

And farknose when I'll be able to ride a bike.

Bored

:sigh: