magnatom said:
			
		
	
	
		
		
			Oh aye? How will you help with this? Would you be keeping her entertained?!
		 
		
	 
I couldn't compete with you either in the looks or the charm department!

I may know fik all about bikes, but I am a wise old border collie when it comes to wifely manipulation.  This year I've even managed to wangle a week away on my own to do a ride in Sweden, a 'project' that even I couldn't believe I'd pulled off.
Some of my strategies 
Begin discussing friends, acquaintances and relatives that are starting to show a bit around the middle.  Contrast this with your (I assume) buff cycling physique but hint that age is catching up and its getting harder.  You'd like to do a bit more to keep your fitness up.  If you throw in a 'for the sake of the kids' it helps.  Your current bike is ok, but for longer rides.......
With Mini-mags firmly in the saddle, hint at a future of happy family rides and parent-child bonding.  Do this while watching one of those new 'healthy eating' ads for added impact.
Identify a nice restaurant/posh clothes shops near your target LBS.  Suggest 'making a day of it'.  This requires some budget, but you can offset this by.....
using Mrs Maggers as a foil during negotiations on price.  Nothing makes a bike-shop sales person more nervous than a disinterested, impatient spouse hanging around.
I really am a foul, manipulative ba^&ard!

