Bib tights and calls of nature

[fatjel]

I have some gore bike wear bib tights with a zip at the front..

 

[themosquitoking]

This ^^^^^

 

[Tiger10]

Assuming you're male just lift the strap off your shoulders and its easy to let it out.

This.

 

[Biff600]

 

[captain nemo1701]

Same technique I was going to suggest.

I just find a handy bush/tree, pull down the bib front and pee. Biggest problem is about 0.0001 microseconds after whipping the old man out in the middle of nowhere, other cyclists (usually female)/dog walkers/horse riders/entire traffic population of China etc, all mysteriously materialise out of thin air.

 

[youngoldbloke]

I have some gore bike wear bib tights with a zip at the front..

- me too. I've only ever seen one pair of bib shorts with a zip - Mavic - and well out of my price range at over £200. Related question - why don't bibs have straps you can undo? Velcro or even buttons would work.
edit - my Gore bibs do have adjustable straps - sensible!

 

[Innes]

Exactly. What is the obsession with bibs when ordinary lycra shorts are just fine?

I bought bib tights to spare other cyclists and drivers the sight of my builders arse and to stop the wind goin down my crevice.

 

[Milkfloat]

Related question - why don't bibs have straps you can undo?

Because it is a problem that really does not need solving for the vast majority of men.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

I bought bib rights to spare other cyclists and drivers the sight of my builders arse and to stop the wind goin down my crevice.

Thanks. As a show of appreciation I may even allow you to sit on my wheel for a bit next time I pass you. That is if the wind down your crevice isn't too much of a drag and slows me down.

 

[Dec66]

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My word, bicycles have changed a bit since that advertisement was first published, haven't they? When did wheels become commonplace?

Or, is the chap on top assisting the one below with pulling down the front of his garment?

 

[the_craig]

I bought bib tights to spare other cyclists and drivers the sight of my builders arse and to stop the wind goin down my crevice.

It's not the wind that is the main issue but tiny pieces of grit that turn your arsecheeks into sandpaper.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

It's not the wind that is the main issue but tiny pieces of grit that turn your arsecheeks into sandpaper.

I'll never look at sandpaper in the same way ever again.