Lovacott
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We've been together since 1990, but we've never got around to the married bit. When I met her, she was a purchase controller and even though she's been in teaching since 1998, she's still a purchase controller at heart.This is the wife right ?
She also likes to control my alcohol intake, food portion sizes and how I behave in public.
As a consequence, I have pork pies and small bottles of vodka secreted about the house. Also, (when I'm allowed out on my own), I walk down the street yelling "whatd'ya fink o Tottenham?"