You're not very good on the humility front.
On the subject of helmets, cycling and major injuries, well I had my turn 18 months ago. I wasn't wearing a helmet. Just as well, for I would have struck my head on the ground at 25 mph (helmets add bulk to your head, and the brusises on my shoulder bear testiment as to how close my head came to the ground) had I been. I worked out the torque that would have been applied to my neck had I been wearing a helmet. It turned out that it exceeded the torsional strength of cortical bone. Most likely I would have torn tendons, muscles and ligaments, and spent the next 8+ weeks in a cervical collar. That is, after the terrifying experience of lying in the middle of the road not daring to move and being ambulanced on blues and twos to A&E. Doubtless I would have been informed by some quack as to how my "helmet had saved my life". And I would still have broken four bones in my ankle. This is the best case scenario.
What, in your incessent trolling, you fail to realise (and it doesn't matter whether it is through arrogance or ignorance) is that there are situations that helmets not merely don't help, they actually make things worse - by increasing the rotational mass, by increasing the probability of head impact, by transferring loads to vulnerable structures.