Beer?

[arranandy]

I was out for a few beers and several gins last night in Glasgow - it was my friend Mhairi's 30th birthday - and as a result I am feeling a bit hungover at the moment Planning to go out on my bike shortly to clear my head

 

[hackbike 666]

No hangover.Clear as a bell.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

That Glenlivet is nice after babycham.

Ha. Busted!

 

[sticky sherbert]

So is this the lounge or the bar, if it's the lounge I need a shave, if its the bar, no bl**dy babycham!!!

 

[sticky sherbert]

as long as you stay off the beans!!!

 

[Speicher]

Could be worse... you could have taken them to bed with you B)

So. Why was there a half-can of beans in the Bathroom?

We shall get to the bottom of this.

I'm sure.

EDIT: Or was that the bedroom?

B)

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Beans have a certain... texture. Perhaps he was indulging in certain lonely gentleman's pursuits. One shouldn't inquire further.

 

[Kirstie]

Beans have a certain... texture. Perhaps he was indulging in certain lonely gentleman's pursuits. One shouldn't inquire further.

You're not getting away with that. How do you know then?*

*as you are currently alone in Brazil amidst countless beautiful women...

 

[Flying_Monkey]

You're not getting away with that. How do you know then?*

*as you are currently alone in Brazil amidst countless beautiful women...

oh, you start not noticing that after a while - except that you start to notice the fakery more - the absolute pervasiveness of boob jobs and other bits of plastic surgery for example. Brazil is the world's biggest consumer of cosmetic surgery per head of population. There are major women's magazine devoted entirely to it.

As for the beans - it was purely imagination. I have never been that desperate!

 

[sticky sherbert]

Went to bed in a haze last night.

Never drinking again.

so you'll be looking for a new home for that single malt you have then

 

[oxbob]

Went to bed in a haze last night.

Never drinking again.

Liar! and why is there half a can of beans in the airing cupboard?

 

[Chuffy]

Liar! and why is there half a can of beans in the airing cupboard?

And what's that sticky white stu....


Oh never mind.

 

[sticky sherbert]

And what's that sticky white stu....


Oh never mind.

Not on a Sunday! please

 

[Chuffy]

I've just come home with a bottle of french red with bicycles on the label. I've had it before. Very nice. I'll have it after I've had a few tinny cans of Carlsberg.

I think I know the one you mean. Very passable.

I've just started on a few bottles of Sainsburys Franconian style dark lager.

 

[oxbob]

Pub nr me has had a make over http://www.arkells.com/pubs_more2.php?id=609 nice name! was the eagle