Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
You could if you were Dean of a FacultyI went to a garden centre this morning (don't ask). They had a large display of these handy fridge-magnet bottle openers with names on. Unfortunately it seems that to drink beer you can be a hubby, a bro, and even a Dick but what you can't be, I'm afraid, is female. Just saying.
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