Beer?

[Abitrary]

Liquid breasts?

 

[Wolf04]

Coffee?

Well technically Coffee is closed as I'm on holiday but OK just this once. What can I get you, though if the answer involves the word decaffinated there will be trouble! I do offer a rather good dutch hot chocolate.

 

[Night Train]

I almost got barred from a pub once over coffee.
It was one I went to for a Land Rover club meet and I only ordered coffee as I was driving, we all were!
The bar manager got fed up with making two filter coffees for me for the whole evening as there was no money in it for them.

 

[Wolf04]

I almost got barred from a pub once over coffee.
It was one I went to for a Land Rover club meet and I only ordered coffee as I was driving, we all were!
The bar manager got fed up with making two filter coffees for me for the whole evening as there was no money in it for them.

You haven't seen the bill for your special coffee yet! No sympathy for pubs that sell coffee then whinge about not making a profit. How much profit do they make from an empty bar?

 

[Dayvo]

It's alright I suppose though by the time you add a large vodka you might as well have a proper drink.
:-)

I bought some alocohol-free red wine recently, mostly out of curiosity. Had to add vodka to it to drink it as it was undrinkable.

 

[Night Train]

I think alcohol free wine is great if you don't think of it as wine.

I'm not much of an alcohol drinker anymore so it doesn't bother me so much.

 

[Wolf04]

To celebrate 500 posts drinks are on me! I'll have a pint of Deuchars IPA please and a packet of Cheese & Onion. Any chance of getting the cricket on the telly?

 

[Speicher]

Have we got bar cover for tomorrow?

Juan's weekend off.

That cannot be right, he only started last Sunday!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I'll look after the bar tonight then, although it's been a while since I've pulled a pint. And I'm starting work at 4.30 tomorrow morning, so I'll be going to bed early. But ... who's having what?

 

[Dayvo]

A yard of ale for me, please, RT!

Failing that, you can fill up an old welly!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

A yard of ale ... right.

...


er ... it's gone a bit wrong. Let me try that again.

...

Here. Don't spill any!

 

[Speicher]

Sorry RT for abandonning my drink last night. I thought it was just me and Juan in here!

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

anyayoooouzefriggggazzwannafighteayeaye?

NobutmeanyouzeagainsttheweeerldayeayeIloveyouyouzemebestfriggingmaaaaate

 

[Chuffy]

No more Stella for Mr Goat.

 

[Speicher]

I thought he had a yeast allergy, I think he has had too much vodka!