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Edit: Bollocks, I've just noticed the 'only in Scottish stores' bit.


Edit: Bollocks, I've just noticed the 'only in Scottish stores' bit.
Blimey that looks a cracking pint. Where is it?
I'm in Ballater and it was a cracking four pints in the blistering sunBlimey that looks a cracking pint. Where is it?
And I'll be at the bar later. I'm too thirsty.I'm in Ballater and it was a cracking four pints in the blistering sun
I am too hot
Captain's barlog: Stamps Submarina spotted at hand pump no. 2. Negotiated a peace settlement with this perfectly adequate bitter from Liverpool, with a limited trade deal for supplies of their Rum Porter (hand pump no 4) ensuring a lasting accord with this alien beer people. (Slender, with pretensions of being a stout but genuine hints of rum.)And I'll be at the bar later. I'm too thirsty.