Dogtrousers
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The wave of public sympathy for the poor cow has been quite mooving.
Most people seem to have a beef with the actions of the police.
The wave of public sympathy for the poor cow has been quite mooving.
Cops have got form for this kind of behaviour, bloke I know was riding his motorbike up the M1 with his wife on the back when a bike overtook him going like a dingbat "Cor he was motoring" thought Graham then about 5 minutes later a Cop car rammed his back wheel knocking them off and breaking his wife's leg. Wouldn't accept that Graham wasn't the speeder they were chasing and prosecuted him despite his wife saying it wasn't them, apparently the evidence of 2 Coppers in a car trump 2 civilians on a bike in court.
Not really relevant you may think but merely an example of how some Policemen think they're in the right when they clearly aren't.
The wave of public sympathy for the poor cow has been quite mooving.
Everybody thought it was a very COWardly act by the policeman.The wave of public sympathy for the poor cow has been quite mooving.
Everybody thought it was a very COWardly act by the policeman.
As an ex copper I cringe when I see a force or a collegue trying to support a collegue when there has obviously been a wrong doing.
I have rounded up dogs, horses, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and swans, on several occasions. I have never needed a car to do it. To say its for public safety and then remove him from duty sends mixed messages.
I think a Swan was the scariest animal I've ever wrangled. Bloody heavy, like carrying a large dog, but Unkie Drago saved the Swan and restored the traffic flow to the A45.
I've been mugged by a coot whilst fishing. Fookity-fook it was a vicious bludger - they batter you with their feet fgs!
Oh and dive-bombed by lapwings. I assume both were nest incursions.
I think a Swan was the scariest animal I've ever wrangled. Bloody heavy, like carrying a large dog, but Unkie Drago saved the Swan and restored the traffic flow to the A45.
Did it break your arm ?
It was flapping and flopping everywhere and I was indeed worried it could break my arm. One of the motorists who'd stopped lent me blanket he had in the boot, and the plan was if I could cover it I could manhandle it off the road quickly before it had the chance to hurt me.
With half the County watching I gritted my teeth and went for it, and managed to get the blanket over the Swan and pick it up. Weirdly, the moment I picked it up it went completely placid, like someone flicking an off switch.
I didn't trust it so kept my face out the way so it couldn't eat my eyes or nose and carried it a couple of hundred yards to a nearby lake, to the applause of hundred of motorists. I should have got a CBE for that.
Disgusting. I really had hoped it was years back as I really like to think that stuff like that just doesn't go on anymore.
15 years ago a friend stopped at a junction in neutral with handbrake on got rammed up the back by an interceptor police car who's driver wasn't paying attention. My friend got sent across the whole junction by the force of impact with tyre marks backing up the brakes being on.
My friend got approached by the driver and asked to admit fault so he'd not get another letter on his record I think it was called. That happened two more times where someone in the cop shop called my friend in to give additional information to the statement only to "happen to bump into the driver of the cop car, and left alone with the copper, to get asked again but with a bit of menace. My friend is the most stubborn and difficult person you can meet when needed to be. Stuck to the same story which the inspector investigating the scene backed up. My friend got told by him it was so obvious it was the police drivers fault.
Result was the police took my friends car away after the last attempted corruption and got returned a lot quicker than my friend's insurance would manage. Plus a payout without hassle for loss of work due to injuries. The police must have really wanted it to go away!
That tale was some time ago but I seriously doubt the countrys biggest gang has changed their ways since then. It's a difficult job and breeds trust in colleagues even when that's not warranted. How many police blow their whistles over their colleague's activities?
How many police blow their whistles over their colleague's activities?