Bad luck

[Joe24]

Don't you go gettin' all confused, too. That was Joe's domain.

I dont know what you mean!!!

 

[Kovu]

Joe: ...and this is my bike that I had 2 punctures in 28 miles. Would you believe it!?
Policeman: erm, no...
Joe: ...and this is a picture of my bike that I use when it is wet. I was going to put mudguards on it but bonj, he's a bloke from a forum I'm on, said they were crap and to just avoid muddy bits by steering round them instead. He's really clever that bonj...
Policemen: very good son, now if you don't mind...
Joe: ...here's the best picture. It's me actually ON my bike. Look how sexy I am in lycra.
Policeman: <wanders off arms behind back, whistling as he goes>...
Joe: You love me....

Awwww Noodley, you know him better then me, I think CC now needs man love!

 

[Joe24]

Awwww Noodley, you know him better then me, I think CC now needs man love!

Dont go editing your posts Kovu.
Why take out the bit about Noodley and you smiling when you saw his picture in a book today.

Hang on, what modelling does Noodley do

 

[Kovu]

I shall add it back in, I was going to add more about your man love actually.

Okay Noodley, saw your picture in WH Smith today, made me laugh, strange looking fella!

 

[Joe24]

I shall add it back in, I was going to add more about your man love actually.

Okay Noodley, saw your picture in WH Smith today, made me laugh, strange looking fella!

Were you looking up to the top shelf for that?

 

[Dayvo]

I shall add it back in, I was going to add more about your man love actually.

Okay Noodley, saw your picture in WH Smith today, made me laugh, strange looking fella!

What magazine was that in?

 

[Kovu]

Were you looking up to the top shelf for that?

It was in the discount bucket actually!

 

[tdr1nka]

Don't you go gettin' all confused, too. That was Joe's domain.

You started it with that link!

 

[Joe24]

Oh, so Noodley isnt that good then.

Anyway, read 1984 for me and tell me what happens. Please. Or if anyone has read 1984 can they tell me what happens?
Pllleeeaaaasssseeeee

 

[Baggy]

You're so unlucky, it's the only George Orwell book I haven't read

I'm not joking .

 

[Joe24]

You're so unlucky, it's the only George Orwell book I haven't read

I'm not joking .

Bugger. I told a girl i like i had read it
Shes asked me about it a few time, managed to blag my way through it so far

 

[Dayvo]

Anyway, read 1984 for me and tell me what happens. Please. Or if anyone has read 1984 can they tell me what happens?

Just keep away from RATS!

 

[Joe24]

Just keep away from RATS!

 

[Baggy]

And Big Brother.
And Room 101.

 

[Dayvo]

And Annie Lennox (she's mine!).