Bad luck
- Thread starter Joe24
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Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Yeh yeh, i know its true, you know its true, everyone knows it true.
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Well thats 3 bad things
Someone has tried to break into the bike shed Couldnt get past the lock, so the bikes are all safe.
So remember, good locks on your sheds!
Bikes are now in another safe place, locked and locked. Police know, and they said they will tell the local community police about it so they can maybe do some work around here. I'll hopefully see them and tell them, and also show them pictures of my bikes. Worth me talking to them, can always hope if they do ever get nicked they will notice its not me riding them.
Someone has tried to break into the bike shed
Couldnt get past the lock, so the bikes are all safe.So remember, good locks on your sheds!
Bikes are now in another safe place, locked and locked. Police know, and they said they will tell the local community police about it so they can maybe do some work around here. I'll hopefully see them and tell them, and also show them pictures of my bikes. Worth me talking to them, can always hope if they do ever get nicked they will notice its not me riding them.
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Kovu said:What that says
*Ahem* Aperitif is a man, not a that. I know 'cos I've met him and stolen biscuits from right under his nose(and in his own conservatory!)
Nice to see Joe & Kovu haven't gone down the tubes, Arch and Doc' ain't a patch on you two.
Noodley
Guest
Joe24 said:
Joe: ...and this is my bike that I had 2 punctures in 28 miles. Would you believe it!?
Policeman: erm, no...
Joe: ...and this is a picture of my bike that I use when it is wet. I was going to put mudguards on it but bonj, he's a bloke from a forum I'm on, said they were crap and to just avoid muddy bits by steering round them instead. He's really clever that bonj...
Policemen: very good son, now if you don't mind...
Joe: ...here's the best picture. It's me actually ON my bike. Look how sexy I am in lycra.
Policeman: <wanders off arms behind back, whistling as he goes>...
Joe: You love me....
Young Un
New Member
- Location
- Worcestershire
^^^
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Noodley said:Joe: ...and this is my bike that I had 2 punctures in 28 miles. Would you believe it!?
Policeman: erm, no...
Joe: ...and this is a picture of my bike that I use when it is wet. I was going to put mudguards on it but bonj, he's a bloke from a forum I'm on, said they were crap and to just avoid muddy bits by steering round them instead. He's really clever that bonj...
Policemen: very good son, now if you don't mind...
Joe: ...here's the best picture. It's me actually ON my bike. Look how sexy I am in lycra.
Policeman: <wanders off arms behind back, whistling as he goes>...
Joe: You love me....
Very good, Noodles!
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Noodley said:Joe: ...and this is my bike that I had 2 punctures in 28 miles. Would you believe it!?
Policeman: erm, no...
Joe: ...and this is a picture of my bike that I use when it is wet. I was going to put mudguards on it but bonj, he's a bloke from a forum I'm on, said they were crap and to just avoid muddy bits by steering round them instead. He's really clever that bonj...
Policemen: very good son, now if you don't mind...
Joe: ...here's the best picture. It's me actually ON my bike. Look how sexy I am in lycra.
Policeman: <wanders off arms behind back, whistling as he goes>...
Joe: You love me....
Its good to see you know i'm sexy in lycra
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Joe24 said:
Its good to see you know i'm sexy in lycra
Is this what you wear? Now that you've confessed!
http://www.policegiftshop.co.uk/Shop/LimitedEdition/OutAtLastBlueSleepsuit.html
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
Dayvo said:Is this what you wear? Now that you've confessed!
http://www.policegiftshop.co.uk/Shop/LimitedEdition/OutAtLastBlueSleepsuit.html
Thats what i use when i'm doing a TT. Makes me look manly i think
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Joe24 said:
TT? Tiny Tots?
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Noodley that was a work of pure Genius!
I'm a bit confused now..............
WTF does this represent? Just think about this a min.
Are we supposed to believe that the Police view a baby in eutero is in fact a criminal who has just served a 9 month sentence?
Or are the Police keen to recognise repressed homosexuality in babies?
WTF does it mean?
I'm a bit confused now..............
WTF does this represent? Just think about this a min.
Are we supposed to believe that the Police view a baby in eutero is in fact a criminal who has just served a 9 month sentence?
Or are the Police keen to recognise repressed homosexuality in babies?
WTF does it mean?
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Joe24 said:
That's your house that is
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
tdr1nka said:
Don't you go gettin' all confused, too. That was Joe's domain.
