Bad jokes

[Dave5N]

3A

'You're Bard'

 

[Dave5N]

Where are the punchlines?

Patience man, they have flood control turned on.

 

[longers]

LOL at no2 Dave5N. Timing helped .

 

[mr_hippo]

What ticks on a wall?

Ticky paper

What's brown and comes steaming out of cows?

The Isle of Wight ferry

What goes zzub, zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backwards

 

[Fnaar]

Actually it made me laugh,once i figured it out
Good example of that bad,its good.

You wouldn't say that if Jade Gooody was tekkin' her keks of in yer bedroom!

 

[Dave5N]

Don't tell me you wouldn't. I would.

 

[longers]

You dirty bastard .

 

[longers]

I wouldn't.

 

[Fnaar]

Don't tell me you wouldn't. I would.

You first, mate!

 

[col]

You first, mate!

That confirms it,i wouldnt

 

[mondobongo]

Whats green and stands in a corner






















A Naughty Frog

 

[Aperitif]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused anaesthetic during a root canal treatment? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

[mondobongo]

How do you know you have elephants living in your fridge?























Footprints in the butter.

 

[Dave5N]

That confirms it,i wouldnt

Bet she'd work at it though.

The ugly ones try harder

 

[Dave5N]

You first, mate!

I'd hope so. Wouldn't want your sloppy seconds