Assaulted by a burglar at work.

[TVC]

I have an alibi ... I don't speak Irish

Yes, but I've heard you do live in a caravan.

 

[Night Train]

Do Daleks wear wellies?

No, just the one big welly.

 

[Accy cyclist]

If it helps read some of these. http://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&sugexp=les;&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=hp&cp=23&gs_id=1v&xhr=t&q=copper wire thief burnt&es_nrs=true&pf=p&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&oq=copper wire thief burnt&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41018144,d.d2k&fp=b626e77c3d9f15de&ion=1&biw=800&bih=485&bs=1 Laughter is the best medicine!

 

[TVC]

If it helps read some of these. http:/is being closed down, www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&sugexp=les;&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=hp&cp=23&gs_id=1v&xhr=t&q=copper wire thief burnt&es_nrs=true&pf=p&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&oq=copper wire thief burnt&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41018144,d.d2k&fp=b626e77c3d9f15de&ion=1&biw=800&bih=485&bs=1 Laughter is the best medicine!

Thanks, These days copper is worth £4.00a kg on the scrap market, although the UK market Is being shut down, any decent gipo site has a smelter that bulks it up and sends it off to India in a 20ft contauner.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Thanks, These days copper is worth £4.00a kg on the scrap market, although the UK market Is being shut down, any decent gipo site has a smelter that bulks it up and sends it off to India in a 20ft contauner.

Unfortunately there is such a site about 5 minutes walk from where i live. The owner is in jail for all sorts of violence and robbing charges, but unfortunately he has a team of similar low lifes carrying out his orders from inside!

 

[TVC]

Like is wrong, we need an "I understand' buttton.

 

[GetAGrip]

Just seen this thread and by now you've probably got a bit of a stiff jaw. Best wishes to you and Lullabelle .

Here's hoping they...... trip over their own laces, slip down some slimy drain, sliding deeper into the sewer system and eventually choking on a diseased rat, whilst gasping for the chance of breathing in some non-poisonous, crap free air.

 

[akb]

Hertfordshire is good because it keeps the riff-raff out of Buckinghamshire.

And Bedfordshire.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Sounds like you're dealing with it very mindfully, and for that sir, I commend you.

Plus chicks dig scars.



Hopefully a pop in the chops won't have given you a scar, but if you've got an old scar elsewhere on your upper body I see no harm in ruefully coaxing it while re-telling this tale in the pub...

 

[cyberknight]

Ouch !
Only just seen the thread , glad your not to to bad as it could have been a lot worse !

 

[TVC]

Thanks for the kind wishes everyone. The good/bad news is that I don't have a nice bruise to show off, even the small cuts are doing their best to fade already. Work told me to take the day off today, so I'm just chilling out

 

[Arch]

Thanks for the kind wishes everyone. The good/bad news is that I don't have a nice bruise to show off, even the small cuts are doing their best to fade already. Work told me to take the day off today, so I'm just chilling out

Get Lulubelle to work with some eyeshadow, make sure you've got a nice one to show off when you go back! Just make sure you don't accidentally wipe it off in the middle of talking to someone.

 

[accountantpete]

I'm just chilling out

Aren't we all!

Hope there was not too much of a shock after-effect and you are getting pampered.

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm pleased you are feeling better.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Must be works fault, Claims Direct?