Arse depilation?

[numbnuts]

Isn't this precisely what bidets were invented for?

From as early as I can remember we always washed our bottoms after doing No 2, I found it strange when I went to school there was no where to wash, but at the weekends was back to normal and even today I wouldn’t dream of not washing after using the loo, and I also thought it was wrong to have something fluffy (hair) next to a sewage outlet

 

[Reluctant cyclist]

Washing, wet wipes, shaving..............what's wrong with good old fashioned sand paper!

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

weird really, people think nothing of clipping a long haired dog's or cat's behind, but don't think of their own personal hygiene.

 

[Baggy]

Do you all pull trailers laden with bidets and showers on long rides then?

 

[Baggy]

...I'd just like to clarify I have never suffered from lady-winnits.

 

[Dayvo]

...I'd just like to clarify I have never suffered from lady-winnits.

Thou doth protest too much!

 

[potsy]

This thread should have a 'Not Safe For Tea Time' warning

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

imagine wheel sucking on a hot sunny day....now imagine what's under all the lycra shorts after reading this thread, and you thought it was cow poop...hehe

 

[TheDoctor]

...I'd just like to clarify I have never suffered from lady-winnits.

How do you know? Are we talking incredible suppleness, or a large array of mirrors?
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Actually, I'd rather not know...

 

[Dayvo]

Do you all pull trailers laden with bidets and showers on long rides then?

No, just an old cow!

[Mod note: Image removed - inappropriate.]

 

[Baggy]

How do you know? Are we talking incredible suppleness, or a large array of mirrors?

...or an understanding partner

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

 

[Baggy]

No, just an old cow!

Blargh!

We'd been thinking about buying a tandem...but I might have just changed my mind!

 

[Chuffy]

Christ almighty, what have I started?

Tell you what, to keep you happy I'll stop at every garage en-route and get them to give my crack a blast with a jet wash.

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

just read longers link again....pmsl again.....near enough crying..again....once again cheers longers.