Arse depilation?

[Chuffy]

No credit due here! I just found it elsewhere recently.

I won't ask what search terms you typed into Google...

Thanks for that gem, I'm sat here now with tears streaming down my face having damn near had a prolapse.

Ok, point taken. I won't be going for the double Kojak.

Wetwipes will be my friends here I think.

 

[Crackle]

Indeed, wet wipes, wet wipes, wet wipes and once again wet wipes. Now excuse me, I'm off to click the link.....

 

[Chuffy]

Indeed, wet wipes, wet wipes, wet wipes and once again wet wipes. Now excuse me, I'm off to click the link.....

You won't regret it! Possibly...

 

[Crackle]

Absolutely hilarious.

Chuffy - wet wipes.

 

[Crackle]

As an aside but on a similar note, I'd heartily recommend this book.

 

[Stephenite]

You could give yourself a little trim with hair-clippers.

Use a long enough extension though. Number three, for example. As you'll be fumbling around in the dark you could start with an eight to build your confidence up before going shorter. You wouldn't want to nick anything.

But be warned, it's like mowing the lawn - the more you do it, the more it grows.

And no, you can't borrow mine!

 

[sabian92]

The best bet is to just wash your crack in the shower. Bit of water, shower gel, job done. Crude, but it works and having 2 bits of skin with stubble rubbing against each other is not going to leave you feeling very nice at all.

 

[Stephenite]

Don't confuse anti-bac wipes for wet-wipes

 

[numbnuts]

What a funny thread, I thought everybody shaved their crack as it stops clingons

 

[EssexRider]

This thread is hilarious

 

[snorri]

This thread is hilarious

...and educational.

 

[Dayvo]

This thread is hilarious

...and educational.

and fortunately without photos!

 

[Rohloff_Brompton_Rider]

What a funny thread, I thought everybody shaved their crack as it stops clingons

so does washing it after a shoot.

eerrrgghhh!!! the thought of little brown pebbles woven into arse hair slipping n sliding across lycra ....oh the thought of the thread where most went commando...in summer... ....now i know why some get saddle sores...

 

[ColinJ]

so does washing it after a shoot.

eerrrgghhh!!! the thought of little brown pebbles woven into arse hair slipping n sliding across lycra ....oh the thought of the thread where most went commando...in summer... ....now i know why some get saddle sores...

Isn't this precisely what bidets were invented for?

 

[Dayvo]

Isn't this precisely what bidets were invented for?

Good for feet, too!