Are you tall? or a shortarse?

are you?

  • yes, I am majestic and over 6 foot

    Votes: 2 66.7%
  • I claim to be taller than I am as I am think it's important

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • I kill anyone over 5'9"

    Votes: 1 33.3%
  • I stay with my dead mother

    Votes: 2 66.7%

  • Total voters
    3
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Keith Oates

Janner
Location
Penarth, Wales
Is height important when you're laying down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

peanut

Guest
6'0" but never considered myself a shortarrrrs before now . :biggrin:

Well only when I'm walking through a bunch of 12 year old school kids at the bus stop :biggrin:

http://www.halls.md/chart/men-height-w.htm

Average height medium percentile is apparently 5'10" so I'm officially a tall shortarse person whoopee .So I'm not a shortarse see .
 
176cm (or 5'9,1/4"). I think that's about average my Bro in Law family is massive all his sisters and him are 6 foot plus. My only familly are shortarses I'm considered a giant (5'9" a Giant :evil:). Quite a lot of them came of a mining family and are around 5' or less.

PS the 1/4" irks my brother
 
Andy in Sig said:
5' 11 3/4" - I always was an underachiever.
Wear thicker soles and say you are a 6 footer :evil:
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
About 5"7, still growing though. But probably wont grow much taller.
I'm happy with my height, i do feel small when i'm on the clb runs, most of them are alot taller then me.
 

Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
5ft 10.5" apparently... when we moved house and I had to register with a new Doctor she asked my height and weight. I said 5'11" and about 13.5 stone (a bit of a guess as I don't weigh myself regularly)... she then proceeded to measure my height and weight and declare that I was not 5'11" but 5' 10.5" and 13 stone 9.

WTF???

Why did you bother asking me then, you daft cow??? :evil:

Anyways, apparently I am a shortarse by these standards. Doesn't bode well for my Wife who is 4'11"... is she officially a midget gem? :becool:
 

Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
Location
Manchester, UK
goo_mason said:
Did you two meet on the Yellow Brick Road ? :rolleyes::biggrin::biggrin:
:sad:


:biggrin::biggrin:


Nah, met her at work. She was sitting behind a desk when we were introduced, and looked 'normal' (cue ranting about use of that word!!) :biggrin::biggrin:

Her whole family is quite vertically challenged:
Mum is 4ft 9
Dad is 5ft 6
Middle Sis is 5ft 2
Big Sis is 5ft 1

I feel like a giant whenever we're all together!!
 
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