Are you allergic to anything?

[Crackle]

Penicillin, pollen, melon, and I think I'm another one with a sticking plaster intolerance.

Good job rubber pants aren't in there.

 

[longers]

Suffer from hayfever & asthma so allergies are something you have to live with - it's hereditary.

Same here, but in a family of farmers and animal people it's a pain in the arse eyes, nose, throat, elbows, knees, forehead and that really difficult bit to reach on my shoulderblade .

Proper allergic to Aspirin and Animal Fur. Mould spores seem to aggravate me too.

 

[Baggy]

Good job rubber pants aren't in there.

The melon allergy is bad enough.

 

[Crackle]

You can't be allergic to Melons, I don't believe it, I require evidence.

 

[Keith Oates]

Believe it or not Strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Baggy]

My friend is allergic strawberries!

Crackle, melons make my chest tight

And then I feel and sick and my lips crack.

 

[Crackle]

So your chest goes tight and your lips crack: Wow! It must go really tight for that to happen.

 

[Chuffy]

So your chest goes tight and your lips crack: Wow! It must go really tight for that to happen.

I, being a good husband, am always on hand to re-moisten any cracked lips.

 

[Crackle]

I, being a good husband, am always on hand to re-moisten any cracked lips.

Wot about loosening tight chests?

 

[Chuffy]

Wot about loosening tight chests?

One handed. I'm a bra-strap ninja.