Are all women permanently frozen?

[Arch]

Well, Arch luv - I got to 36yrs before I actually started 'seeing' women as women rather than in adoration !

Mainly cause the stupid *&^%$%* are soo dam emotional that you show me any man who WILL NOT agree ! with me 2 times out of 3.

No, still no bloody idea what you're talking about, although I do detect your usual assumption that all women are the same. And a hint of an idea that you don't like them very much.

Don't call me 'luv' please, I'm not your 'luv' and never will be. Mate.

 

[theclaud]

No, still no bloody idea what you're talking about, although I do detect your usual assumption that all women are the same. And a hint of an idea that you don't like them very much.

Don't call me 'luv' please, I'm not your 'luv' and never will be. Mate.

Well said. He's even edited some more complete bollocks into it since you posted. I wouldn't have thought that were possible!

 

[yenrod]

No, still no bloody idea what you're talking about, although I do detect your usual assumption that all women are the same. And a hint of an idea that you don't like them very much.

Don't call me 'luv' please, I'm not your 'luv' and never will be. Mate.

Arch I sincerely hope I NEVER EVER meet you, as you seem a really nasty piece of work !

All the best, Mate.

 

[rich p]

I should stop digging Yenners!

 

[Arch]

Arch I sincerely hope I NEVER EVER meet you, as you seem a really nasty piece of work !

All the best, Mate.

Don't worry, I don't imagine either of us want to meet the other...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

saucer of milk for yenners…

 

[Amanda P]

BTW, do you know anything about Ukeleles?

Not a great deal. Banjos, slightly more (and I own one - now there's an admission).

Now banjo is one of those instruments (like trombones) that define a gentleman: someone who knows how to play the banjo, but doens't.

Why? And does this have anything to do with women being cold?

 

[bobg]

No, you weren't moaning, that's true, but then you've never struck as the sort who would.

BTW, do you know anything about Ukeleles?

I have a couple Arch, can I help... or was there a subtle play on words in that post that passed me by

 

[theclaud]

Not a great deal. Banjos, slightly more (and I own one - now there's an admission).

Now banjo is one of those instruments (like trombones) that define a gentleman: someone who knows how to play the banjo, but doens't.

Why? And does this have anything to do with women being cold?

Is it time to open the banjo joke floodgates?

 

[rich p]

Banjos always make me think of Deliverance and the 'squeal like a pig' scene.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

WTF??? Yen take that ROD out of your arse before it does some permanent damage; unless of course you like it that way?

Arch I sincerely hope I NEVER EVER meet you, as you seem a really nasty piece of work !

All the best, Mate.

 

[asterix]

>Are all women permanently frozen?

And they are the sex with the higher % of body-fat

They should get off their ass's more and burn it' to keep 'em warm !

I believe that muscle is better able to retain warmth than fat, is it not?

 

[Carwash]

Oh and the girls in mini-skirts out on the lash are wearing the beer blanket. Can't say I've ever found that works, but maybe I don't drink enough Bacardi Breezers.

Possible, but unlikely: that assumes that they've already drunk enough before leaving the house to keep them warm.

Now, in Sweden this is almost certainly what they *would* do; but in Sweden, they would also be wearing a very well-insulated coat.

 

[NickM]

So how come all those hoodies who hang around street corners doing precisely nothing are always so scrawny? Did you ever see a fat hoodie?

Good point. But I think it is explained by the appetite-suppressant effect of all those fags.

And their hoods keep them toasty, innit?

 

[Arch]

Not a great deal. Banjos, slightly more (and I own one - now there's an admission).

Now banjo is one of those instruments (like trombones) that define a gentleman: someone who knows how to play the banjo, but doens't.

Why? And does this have anything to do with women being cold?

I'll start a thread to explain.... It's not connected to cold, no. I just knew you were musical....