Pale Rider
Legendary Member
Possible ruse:
If you get stung with negative interest rates, take out a stocks-and-shares ISA and pay your ready-use cash into that. Obviously, you need to choose a provider who only charges for trading; but then, do not trade. You can normally pay into and out of these accounts almost instantly with a debit card. Perhaps buy a single super-safe investment for a hundred pounds just to show willing; otherwise, use it as a cash account. It should work for a while until the industry wises up to what is going on and then stings you for not trading. If the worst comes to the worst, it should be worth investigating.
You've obviously thought this one through, but could you explain to the financial dummies like me where the advantage lies?