@(..)@ any jokes ?????????

[Shaun]

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one!

 

[Aperitif]

Two termites walked into a pub and said "is the bartender here?"

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I was going to tell you a joke...

... But I think you have heard it before

 

[Twenty Inch]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The barman said "What is this, some sort of joke?"

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, the other to hold the stepfather stepladder.

 

[Arch]

How many cyclists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, naturally. Although of course, they'd have to be really small.

I'm shocked at you! What happened to the nice innocent Carwash I used to know?

 

[Paulus]

Two nuns on a tandem, The nun on the front says to the stoker, I haven't come this way before, The nun on the back says, It must be the cobblestones.

 

[Dayvo]

I was going to tell you a joke...

... But I think you have heard it before

Doesn't stop all the others!

 

[dantheman]

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?









A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

 

[dantheman]

Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......











A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

 

[Dayvo]

What do you call a bunch of c*^ts?
Clitoris all sorts!

Sorry!

 

[gbb]

How many cyclists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, naturally. Although of course, they'd have to be really small.

Oh gawld
I read that yesterday...and really didnt get it
I read it today....

 

[simonali]

What's blue and yellow and has a tight c*** attached to it?

A Lidl carrier bag

 

[dantheman]

What's blue and yellow and has a tight c*** attached to it?

A Lidl carrier bag

luckily, i shop at netto's

 

[simonali]

An old man goes into a chemist and asks for 6 Viagra tablets and for them to be cut into quarters. Chemist says " I can cut them into quarters for you, but you won't get a full erection with only a quarter tab". The old man replies "Young man, I'm 96 and don't have much need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough to stop me pissing on me slippers"

 

[ComedyPilot]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."