Any good riddles?

[Dave7]

My favourite riddle;

What's got a bottom at the top?







...a pair of legs!

I was thinking Mrs D attempting a handstand

 

[Beebo]

How do we implement the result of the brexit referendum?

 

[Dave7]

How do we implement the result of the brexit referendum?

Now, this thread is about riddles that actually have answers

 

[PaulB]

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Give 'em a bloody chance! This is FAZAKERLEY what my workies did this morning!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What gets bigger the more you take away?

 

[roadrash]

What gets bigger the more you take away?

A hole

 

[Levo-Lon]

It was terrible night in the desert ,they were putting the camels to bed
One sat with it's legs crossed scratching the back of its head....


I sang this for choir admittance as a infant to try and get out of class...i failed

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I tried this one this morning but all my younger colleagues never bother using their brains and go straight to Google instead. Believe me, it'll be better if you try and think it through.

Two men in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?

Normal stuff for the desert. The dead man died of a heart attack and the one alive had got his first aid kit out whilst trying to save him.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

What goes up but never comes down?

 

[Dave7]

What goes up but never comes down?

An umbrella when its raining ??

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What goes up but never comes down?

Fuel bills

 

[Supersuperleeds]

An umbrella when its raining ??

Fuel bills

No to both

 

[Levo-Lon]

You like riddles..i like trying to work outt his one


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlsSXNT2bg

 

[roadrash]

What goes up but never comes down?

your age

 

[Supersuperleeds]

your age

Winner