betty swollocks
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Who sang "Tiger Feet"
Mud
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right
rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
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Mike Ayling
Veteran
- Location
- Melbourne Downunda
BREAKING NEWS: Mathematics Teacher Arrested at JFK
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a “slide-rule” and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns,’ but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.”
As the Greek philosopher, Isosceles, used to say: “There are three sides to every triangle.” When asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said: “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.”
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a “slide-rule” and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns,’ but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.”
As the Greek philosopher, Isosceles, used to say: “There are three sides to every triangle.” When asked to comment on the arrest, President Trump said: “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.”
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
NorthernDave
Never used Über Member
- Location
- The real Northern Powerhouse
A lorry carrying Vics Vaporub has overturned on the M62. Police have said there will be no congestion for at least 8 hours
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
An Anglican Priest, a Roman Catholic Priest and a Rabbit went to give blood.
The Anglican was a B-, the Roman was a A+ and the Rabbit was a type O.
The Anglican was a B-, the Roman was a A+ and the Rabbit was a type O.
